And here I thought I was becoming a professional audience member

During the first act of what I'm pretty sure was a comedy, I let out a loud guffaw, as I'm prone to do when I think something is incredibly funny. This prompted the gentleman sitting next to me to turn his entire upper body and stare at me, unsmiling, for a good 3 seconds.

As I laughed again and again, the same thing happened. Either this man had lower back problems or my laugh was seriously offending him.

After the first intermission, he switched seats a few rows in front of me.

Shows how clever he was. For the rest of the show, he had to put up with me and Chad laughing in his ears.

Ha.