Small Child Several Rows In Front of Me: What it is, brother! What it is...
Man Who Has Been Muttering Swear Words to Himself Several Rows Behind Me: TELL IT!
Small Child's Mother: (to child) Just stay still!
Small Child: (to mother) Suck it up, bitch.
Small Child's Mother: Shhh!
Man Who Has Been Muttering Swear Words to Himself: I LIKE YOUR STYLE, KID! HEY! TIE HER SHOE UP!
Small Child's Mother: She's fine.
Man Who Has Been Muttering Swear Words to Himself: DO IT! SHE GONNA TRIP AND FALL.
Small Child: DO IT! I CAN'T DO IT!
Man Who Has Been Muttering Swear Words to Himself: (singing) Tie you shoe uuuuup, baaaaaby guuuuuuuuuuuuurl...you is gonna trip and faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall...
Small Child: (singing) I DON'T KNOW HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW....
Man Who Has Been Muttering Swear Words to Himself: (still singing) Tie you shoe uuuup...
Small Child: Sometimes I be trying and then it be wrong.
(silence)
Man Who Has Been Muttering Swear Words to Himself: Girl. You smart. You put wood on my head.
- scene -
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