Retail Associate: (approaching me, only after she finished lip syncing to Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas in its entirety) Can I help you?
Me: Yes, actually. Do you have any flapper-style dresses?
Retail Associate: Um. No.
Me: Or anything along that style, even a similar silhouette?
Retail Associate: I don't think we've ever had that. Oh. Wait. Do you mean, like a kimono?
Me: ....No.
(CUE MUSIC: Santa Baby by Madonna)
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