Monday, May 21, 2012

I'm never the cool kid...

One morning on campus at Northwestern University


Me: (approaching a group of college students) Excuse me...am I anywhere near the Willis Theater?
Girl: ...Um...No.  But you are near the directory.
Group of students:  (ad lib: good one, nice!, oooh, harsh!)
Me: ...Thanks.

(CUE MUSIC:  One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces by Ben Folds)

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